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Spanish showgirl with occasional TV appearances.

Moderately talented young actress considered a sexual icon by Spaniards of about twenty years old. In Spanish, a cutie like this is called a bombón, candy.

Actress. No, really, a proper actress. The fansite I used to link to has disappeared and the link now goes to a dull interview, in Spanish, sorry about that.

Miss España 2000, one of the most popular "meeses" of recent years.

Young, Madrid-born, bilingual actress who has worked with the top Spanish independent film makers, including Bigas Luna and Pedro Almodovar. She is also represented on these pages because of her band, Marlango.

Ex-playmate turned showgirl, Malena Gracia is one of those gay icons that heterosexuals drive themselves crazy trying to understand. Her official site unfortunately seems to have died the death - this is her MySpace page.

Singer with a potent, belt-em-out voice, but understandably just as famous or more so for her bust (all those jokes along the lines of "a fine pair of lungs" are appropriate, here).

Spanish model, actress and TV presenter capable of making the most ordinary swimsuit in the world really interesting, though she is generally far more intelligent than whatever it is she is fronting. I don't imagine anyone is really interested, but the Celtic runes-and-fairies type theme is probably due to Paula Vazquez's Galician origins. Those looking for a little gentle titillation (quite a lot of you, judging by the success of this very modest section) should try Profesional > Curriculum > Galería de Fotos.

Spanish film actress of the moment, Plaster of Paris in the film of Will Eisner's The Spirit.

The "chica Almodovar" turned "chica Woody Allen" who won the Oscar for supporting actress for "Vicky Cristina Barcelona."

Showgirl and professional provocateur (or should that be provocateuse?) with lots of upfront talent.

Showgirl with enhanced breasts her plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel Prize for and dancer's thighs so lovely they make me want to weep.

She can't sing, she can't dance, she can't act, she isn't very pretty, but she certainly knows where to get a good boob job.